Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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