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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
