You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Randomize
