Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Randomize
