before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
When did angry sex become our thing?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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