i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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