Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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