can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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