nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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