I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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