Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
two words: eviction party
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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