Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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