do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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