so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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