I have demons in me.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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