I'm jealous of your bromance
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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