I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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