Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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