The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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