I can feel you judging me through the phone.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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