Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
