Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
