Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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