He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
