she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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