Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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