did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
smell my finger.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He felt like a one man threesome
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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