fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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