I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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