I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
whose parrot is this?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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