My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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