ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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