I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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