The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
smell my finger.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
