idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
