I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
