Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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