Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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