i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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