please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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