David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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