the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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