Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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