Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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