Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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