DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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