if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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