? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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