This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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