We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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